Frog Jokes
What happens if a frog parks on double yellow lines? He gets toad away.
Where do baby frogs learn to swim? In a tadpool.
What's a frog's favourite sweet? Lollyhops!
What's a frog's favourite game? Hopscotch
Which frogs can jump higher than a house? All of them - a house can't jump!
What does a bankrupt frog say? Baroke, baroke, baroke
Why are frogs normally so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's green, green, green, green, green? A frog rolling down a hill.
What happens if a frog and toad collide? They get tongue tied.
Guess the game preferred by big frogs? Croaket!
Why do frogs love reading Sherlock Holmes? They really enjoy a good croak and dagger.
Why would a frog go to hospital? To have a hopperation.
How does a frog feel if it breaks its leg? Very unhoppy.
What does a stylish young tadpole wear once it metamorphoses? A jumpsuit!
What does a frog order in a restaurant? French flies and diet croak!
How do frogs feel about the way we treat the planet? Hopping mad
What does a frog like to sing? Hoppera
Who's green and lies very still?
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